when i use a health potion:  nice
when my enemy uses a health potion:  FUCKING CHEATER

bonaventure-:

me: wow i woke up pretty early for once! i have so much extra time to d-
me: *goes back to sleep*

me:  FIGHT ME
me:  *dies*
me:  FIGHT ME
me:  *dies*
me:  FIGHT ME
me:  *dies*
game:  You can change the difficulty at any time!
me:  FIGHT ME

things I found funny 2 years ago:  actual jokes
things i find funny today:  hi welcome to chili's